Chapter 51: Dolittle

After sundown on November 4th Burleigh Falls in Kawartha Lakes had another fentanyl victim who, my inner doctors assured me, had two options: joining my army, or permanent brain damage and getting fed like a toddler for the rest of his life. He chose option A. I drank through the fresh injection marks, so the people discovering the young Indian man’s body wouldn’t even be wrong when they pointed to the cause of death. My crew had just gained a chemical engineering student who knew a lot about fuel cells, so he’d be making the mindscape’s vehicles run faster and longer.

Sitting near the little community’s chuckling falls with a damp breeze in my face, I sent my flying head south to scan Peterborough, which would probably be my biggest feeding chance before Toronto itself.

No one was using psychic speech to talk about the vogelfrei or Nocome the wendigo in the city, or even about vampires. I was reminded of those conversations in Toronto I had detected but been unable to pinpoint and truly eavesdrop on. The hunters might still be spreading out further north. I retreated with my flying head from Peterborough for a larger scan …

… and got nothing. None of the hits in Sudbury or Barrie I had come to rely on, none on the road near Nipigon or Timmons.

Shit. They were on to me, cloaked against my long-range peeping. And the next step to cloaking themselves against me would be noticing my flying head and following it back to my body.

I need some cybersecurity person … my computer people so far have been too well-behaved.

Peterborough could be a problem after all, and the city’s Regional Health Centre might be manned by middle-management types on a short leash with Toronto’s tutelaries. I decided that I’d go but play it safe, sticking to the private homes.

Once that was settled I was restless, so I exercised until dawn was just an hour away, twisting burpees and gymnastics and weight-shifting and solidity-shifting into a single routine in the half-bare treetops south of Burleigh Falls. Handstands, one-handstands, finger stands, twirls beyond the ice skater or ballerina, snaking like smoke around trunks, falling from the tops of trees but then floating rather than crashing down, mastering this video game character I had become, throwing in the occasional pure-strength jump or toss of a rock. I had somewhat neglected coordinating everything into a single fluid routine, the individual acts easy but the mixture bewildering at first.

With a decent thirst built up I capped off the night’s end by opening up a groggy deer, sniffing it out and chasing it down with ease, giving insufficient warning for the animal itself or its tutelary. Once the animal was dead I spoke casually to the carcass, telling the Navajo witch spirit about her sisters and brothers condemned to serve Nocome.

“If I’m ever in a bar having one of those stupid arguments – Batman versus Superman, Godzilla versus Kong – now I can cross one off my list: wendigo beats skinwalker.”

The two dead eyes glared a little, but didn’t move.

“If they’re not all cunts like you, perhaps I’ll have them stick around once I’ve finally solved the Nocome problem. Daphne told me that Nocome has some sort of chain or rope to control her old meals, though my tulpas couldn’t see them. Know anything about that?”

The dead deer head said nothing. I wiped my chin of the last of the gulps, and then my mouth moved on its own.

Speak four-walker. Manidoowaaling has my hand on its wall, and I put my hand to your heart.” 

Suddenly the dead deer was gnashing its teeth and snarling, a high whistling scream tearing at my ears. I cringed away, but didn’t flee, a slow smile on my face.

Daphne Laframbois, recovered from Nocome’s prison, was just getting warmed up. She took command of my right arm and showed the palm at the deer, speaking still in a language that I understood only seconds after the final word.

You will speak four-walker. I see how you bought your power. Like a daughter of Lot, though your father was just bones.” 

Hmm, incestuous necrophilia. That was up there with cannibalism as a way to get yourself a hit of dark magic.

The dried dead deer husk spasmed and flapped and tried to rise up to fly away, but could not, wriggling like an impaled worm.

Tear off and wear the witch’s skin,” Daphne told me.

I set to work, hurrying because the sun was rising. This was going to be quick and messy.

Hurry.” I got my teeth in there to get the skin off the meat, peeling the deer’s hide and flaying it open enough for me to crudely wear it. In my haste I almost tore my own clothes off before donning my new suit.

Send your flying head out again, before the dawn!” 

I complied, and I perceived

(oh wow oh wow)

what a skinwalker can perceive, through the eyes and ears and other senses of all the animals they have defiled throughout their life. Deer, coyote, foxes, hounds, owls, falcons, crows …

“Percy! Your engine! Hurry!” This was information at a volume beyond anything I had ever experienced, a thousand little whispers replaced with millions of roars.

A dead deer head mounted on a wall in a bar in Timmons looked down at two ugly bikers, one skinny and rat-like and the other obese. The smaller vampire with the good nose had electrical burns cooling off across half his face and most of his chest, which was revealed because his jacket had been torn away by some talons. The obese vampire’s silver tattoos across his arms had run like ink under the power of a thunderbird’s strike, and there was a deep gouge in the fat neck that could have been the work of the Iron Spider’s silk. They still looked rather mobile. I didn’t see their fork-bearded leader, but I wouldn’t get my hopes up – he could simply have been in the bathroom.

In this conversation ‘vogelfrei’ was literally the only word I could understand, because these hunters had caught on and had simply switched the language. They were drunk and angry and tired and slipping up a bit now. If this was a bar where vampires on the road could stop and drink and heal openly, chances were it was a safehouse reserved for vampires. It probably was dark to flying heads and studded with all kinds of magical jamming tricks to keep the tutelaries away … but they didn’t know about skinwalker magic.

I think that’s Romani … gotta find someone who speaks the language.

A cat in Sudbury twitched its ears and heard the name ‘vogelfrei’, passed between the lips of two gossiping tutelaries in a thrift shop. The tabby was getting ready to sun itself in the shop’s window come dawn, but it was suddenly alert and hopping closer, slinking through second-hand dresses and pantlegs to listen.

“… got hurt really bad, but they’re really mad about losing one of their bikes … shoo! Shoo!” The cat hissed and scampered away.

“More, Percy.” I thought I could feel the first rays of dawn, but I wouldn’t stop until I was forced to stop.

A loyal mastiff was sitting attentively in the corner of an ornate hotel conference room somewhere in Toronto, its eyes and nose roaming around the scene of three men sitting at the end of a long dining table near a fireplace, unfortunately far from the dog. The three men were hunched and muttering, two with ordinary human faces visible to me through the dog’s colourless gaze, a third with his back turned. The men I could see looked well-dressed but overworked, each ready to fall asleep for the day. They were speaking of the vogelfrei, and Nocome, and a ‘student’ or groups of ‘students’ that would be assigned here, pointed down at a piece of paper on the table beneath them. What were these students?

There was something strange about the third man, who sat so purposefully with his back to the dog. As if he knew, or suspected …

The mastiff got up and crept closer, eyes locked on the back of the neck of the unseen stranger, who I quickly knew the dog did not like. He was cold and odorless, with an unnatural cleanliness done to strip away other smells. The stranger was only allowed into this place with the nearness of dawn.

The third man spun around in his seat and glared back.

He saw me. Not just the dog, but me. And I saw a hateful pale face with rich red lips pulled back from clenched sharp teeth, a growling face under curly black hair with wide black eyes that were darkening as a growl came from the undead throat, and a finger with a long grey nail pointed.

“An injun witch is in the beast! Your wards are weak!”

“Belie, come now,” one of the tired mortal men protested, “how can-“

You FOOL!” Belie roared. We both knew at once that the mortal pulling an all-nighter had made a terrible mistake, giving me this old vampire’s name. And that mistake was my chance, for as the ancient undead fiend’s eyes flicked away with disgust and rage toward the careless man I slipped from the power of his gaze, which I felt was almost upon me fully, and when it was upon me fully he would know I was not an injun witch after all. He would see me inside Deer Woman’s skin and then see where I was.

I fled out of the dog’s mind, falling away as fast as I could – but that pale face lingered in my memory like the face of Pazuzu.

“Damn, they’ll be on their guard now.” I cursed myself for ruining this new ability with its first use.

“They don’t know it was you, just someone from the older world,” Daphne said after a moment of thinking. “The Land with No Trees does not speak so well with the thunderbirds and the cats, who do not speak so well with each other. They will almost certainly not even consider the possibility that you were the one eavesdropping upon them.”

I sighed, hoping there was something to that. All the activity I was stirring up in Toronto with middle-management and the vampires that were looking for me, who met at least on Belie’s level to negotiate the terms of the hunt, was going to trigger counter-activity from the tutelaries up north, who squabbled with each other already between mountain and lake and squabbled together against the new spirits in the Land with No Trees. And not all the tutelaries young or old would like these meetings with Belie. It seemed that Terry Fox had given Belie’s three bikers no quarter when they tried to pass through his stretch of road. It now occurred to me that Gord Downie must have kept quiet about my passing through Bobcaygeon, or else I’d have been caught already. Negotiations and compromise would work to prevent such fumbling until someone caught me, but they would never all cooperate.

So yes, they might think it was many other troublesome spirits before suspecting me.

“We’re almost at the dawn of November 5th, remember remember,” Percy Luce said dryly.

“Wait! One more! Look anywhere in the Peterborough hospital!”

A lady in a rich fur coat was waiting for news from the surgeon in Peterborough’s Regional Health Centre. I didn’t figure out what happened to her relative or friend in need of such an early-morning operation, but through the squashed and stitched face at the end of her left wrist I heard something that doesn’t belong in a hospital: furious, relentless drumming. The patter of hundreds of little hands on hundreds of taut hides.

A duck in the hospital’s pond heard almost the same thing, just a little fainter. I was slightly distracted by wondering about the circumstances in which a skinwalker would need to take the form of a duck.

“What does that drumming mean?” I asked Daphne.

“Those are ohdows!” she said, sounding surprised and a little delighted. “Little invisible drummers, little Iroquois children!”

“What would they do to me?”

“Oh, they would smash you. They guard the underworld exits on land and drag down anything that gets out. My my, it sounds like they were all herded there to wait for you.”

The drumming was suddenly cut off, because the sun had finally risen. My flying head was blasted back into my body, and for the next few hours I was basically going to be a mortal human cleaning deer gore off my naked flesh. I could try a more normal ESP flight by taking a nap during the day, but my Dr. Dolittle trick was done for the moment.

“So no Peterborough after all. They’re covering all the major feeding spots. Toronto’s going to be difficult.”

Daphne concurred, as did Abe Bergmann, who’d been quietly listening in on everything. I supposed that’s what I wanted him to do. As he spoke, only suggesting (but so effectively that the suggestions were really commands), I found myself a cold stream to clean off in before getting redressed. I kept listening as I then cleaned and packed up the deer hide in case I needed to spy latter.

Chapter 52: In the Tightening Net

Image credits: Matt Reinbold, W. Carter, Eileen Dietz, Iain Lees, Emandaw

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