Chapter 49: Tulpamancy 101

I had also not forgotten about rescuing Daphne Laframboise. But for this project I couldn’t draw on the resources of my inner army – not so directly, anyway.

This was an off-the-books project that I tinkered with when my flying head grew tired in the late afternoons. Abe Bergman and Daniel Fairstein were informed, and discretely given more security – and given restrictions on their movements. Manifesting in my own mindscape in my silver-weighted suit, I made my place: we had our Area 51 lab space adjacent to the lair of Snuffleup. Fairstein’s imaginary friend was even bigger and more grotesquely multifaceted, a bus-sized blob of mish-mashed faces and figures spawning and unspawning upon its back. Oily rainbows snaked between them as the intermediate flesh, and less human tentacles and maws quivered below so the thing could crawl and grow.

At the very least, we needed to prune this damn thing. It was constantly feeding off the unorganized memory-scrap of my hires, specifically their childhood fantasies and dreams, and though Nocome had avoided it like the plague it didn’t seem to have much will of its own beyond the desire to grow bigger. I wondered if this was a psychic version of cancer to punish my overeating.

“First, we must see if Snuffleup will stand to be clipped. Then we see if those clippings can survive independently.”

Mr. Bergmann had his operator-voice on, his normal fidgeting totally gone. “As expected, there has been a disappointing lack of volunteers for a rescue mission. You want to create a rescuer tulpa, I presume?”

I had more ambitious plans than that, but this would be the start of it.

“Yes. But I don’t blame them for thinking of their own skin – it’s what I’m doing constantly. I hate to imagine what Daphne is experiencing right now, if she is even conscious.”

The Fairstein boy shuddered at that thought, but pouted when I talked about cutting up Snuffleup. He was always wearing a soccer uniform in the mindscape because he was throwing himself enthusiastically into all the sports that had been denied to his crippled body, and playing soccer with Alexanne Floros was his favorite activity at the moment.

“Let me do it,” he nevertheless said when I showed them the pruning sheers.

“That thing,” Mr. Bergmann said cautiously, “probably has no memory of you, if it even has one mind.”

But in the end it turned out that Daniel Fairstein was the only one who could prune Snuffleup without getting a deep growl from all its teratogenic mouths at once. The core was still Buddy.

Because it was nothing so solid as a tree we couldn’t simply point to a part of Snuffleup that we wanted to cut off, so we got random globs that behaved just like the original blob the first few times. They lived, but just sat there until they were re-absorbed, having no independent will or personality.

Upon further consideration I invited Nancy Belmont into our inner circle. I had hesitated to include her as she would be a prime target for Nocome’s mind-reading, but she was probably the only one in my head who could memorized where all the different faces and figures were in Snuffleup, seeing where the amputations would have to be made to get one particular goal.

Then she guided Fairstein with the pruning sheers, and we got ourselves some rescuers. I would be sending three tulpas to extract Daphne Laframboise from Nocome’s clutches.

From the superhero memory swirl: Bruce.

From the secret agent hero memory swirl: James

From the science fiction hero memory swirl: Chief.

All their names were appropriate for their final appearance in the mindscape. I had vague knockoffs of Batman, Bond and the Halo guy, and with finer pruning and clipping I could make them more and more specific, closer and closer to real people, giving them equipment, testing their personality, ensuring that they were ‘programmed’ correctly and would cooperate on their mission.

On October 25 I found myself unable to cut away anything else, like a sculpter taking out every part of the marble that’s not David, and it was time for the field test. And Nocome was in the field.

Allan Beilski had had years to unintentionally make his dog-tulpa Chester, who was far more stable than the monster formerly known as Buddy. Chester had grown like Buddy, but in the more controlled manner of simply absorbing all the goodwill that humans generally have for dogs. I supposed that years would be needed to make a tulpa simultaneously that stable and that independent, and I didn’t have years – so I wouldn’t be sending just one of these cheap first tries on any mission. If these first three tulpas survived they could keep sucking up their respective sources of emotional fuel, festooned with capes or gadgets or plasma weapons, cutting down on Buddy’s growth.

But I was only half-done.

Children (and dreaming adults remembering their childhood) don’t just have heroes. They also have boogeymen.

If Nocome had a bug in Nancy Belmont and knew about the three tulpa rescuers, that bug wouldn’t warn her about what happened next in my Manhattan Project of mindcrafting. I had gotten Nancy to write out a basic map of Snuffleup’s fluidic anatomy, which was unstable but not totally random after all – like an ocean there were currents, rising and sinking belts of hot and cold, of joy and fear, anger and delinquency. I could start to find what I wanted without her. I also found that Snuffleup could be placated by a simple recording of Daniel Fairstein’s voice, letting me do the cutting after all.

Thus, I alone witnessed the creation of the three tulpas who would be sent to assassinate Nocome.

From the science fiction villain pool: the Cyborg, though I could have called him Arnold.

From the slasher villain pool: Mr. Voorhees, all grown up.

And from the terrible dream-memories of older children, whose fears are less fantastic but at times more powerful because they are so much closer to real: a man who was looking forward to having an old friend for dinner.

“Would you like to be called Anthony, or Hannibal?”

“How about ‘Dr. Starling’?”

“Perfect.” I tried to high five my sixth tulpa, who might have come out sharper and smarter than the others as my skills grew. The sinister man in prison garb declined, giving me a condescending smile.

“Do you imagine that you can control any of us?”

“Do you imagine that you’ll be happier with Nocome in charge?” I retorted. “I wanted to send a cannibal against that cannibal, and if you want to take her place as top boogey go ahead. If I accidentally absorb a pedophile you won’t go hungry.”

Dr. Starling took a long breath, or rather a long smell.

“You need to touch up my two companions, I think. I could help you-“

“Maybe next time,” I said, keeping my face as unworried as possible. This one had come out very well, perhaps too well. I should have tried to make the Batman-tulpa last.

“Oh.” This didn’t seem to bother Dr. Starling very much. “Well. Halloween, I think, will be the time for us three. You should get the rescuers out first, so they won’t be in the way. I’ll have enough company as it is.”

“And how did you deduce that there were three others?” I asked, fighting to not sound shocked.

But Dr. Starling only smiled and shook his head. You can’t just ask what the other person is thinking in a game of chess.

Chapter 50: The Rescue

Image credits: Fred Ressler, Cgminc

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