Chapter 45: Exercise and Recruiting
A Greyhound bus could have taken me to Toronto on this day, but I wasn’t ready for that. I needed to get there to avoid a thunderbird or an underwater cat from chowing down on me come winter up here, when they would tear through me to get to Nocome. I also needed to get into Toronto to satisfy Elder Mother and plant the seeds from her berry at my grandmother’s house; that house was also a place where I couldn’t be evicted and shuffled along from by any tutelary, the long-term safety Marie Pleurd had recommended.
But everything around that safehouse? The hospitals would be under the supervision of ‘middle management’, not the local yokels I’d encountered thus far. I couldn’t build my inner army down there, and that still seemed like my best defense against possession by Nocome at her strongest. The sheer number of tutelaries beyond the hospital would be a new challenge, snarling and patrolling on every street corner, hundreds in every apartment complex. They wouldn’t like the smell of Nocome on me – so I had to get the timing right.
If they destroyed me in the fall they would have a weaker, disembodied Nocome to manage – so my original threat to Dr. Best would have to be carried out. I’d visit in the winter, daring them to touch me when a fully-powered catastrophe was lurking behind my eyes, eager for a new host. A few days before Christmas, ideally, when the day was shortest. They’d hopefully treat me like a glass jar full of acid and back off.
The other reason for not going today had to do with my own kind. I wasn’t sure about the Anne-thing, but otherwise I had gone far without running into another vampire. Toronto was walled off from the south to our long-range ESP by the Niagara Escarpment, but it was a city with millions of people – it could easily support a gang of creatures like me. They might be ignorant of or uninterested in me for the moment, and have nothing to do with the original pale bitch who had turned me south of the St. Lawrence. But if I came into their territory, that might change.
And I was only five months old in this new form.
Exercise and recruiting for the next few weeks, then. That afternoon I got into the head of a clerk at Barrie’s downtown bus terminal, able to nudge her along just as the Mountie had nudged along the officer in the park, though getting someone to just do their job minus the exchange of money was going to be much easier than actually making someone do something completely against their nature. New as I was to this, I got a ticket to North Bay. Two fifties made the choice for me: the 50 000 people in North Bay would be able to give me a bunch of willing recruits after extended prowling, and it was right next to Lake Nipissing, which was 50 percent deeper than Lake Simcoe. I’d have to check it for cats, but hopefully I’d be able to take full advantage of my water cure and use that pressure gradient.
The end of September found me sounding and surfacing off Blueberry Island in Lake Nipissing’s chilling waters, having found the max depth and some of the fading summer heat. The lake’s average depth was actually quite shallow, large stretches of the shoreline broken up by sandbars, but this spot finally gave me the promised 64 meters. The shallowness of the lake was good for one thing: it made those spirits that feed off the human fear of drowning pretty measly and weak. None of them bothered me after the first few nights.
Five hops in and out of Lake Simcoe, perhaps to a depth of just twenty meters, had given me trouble at the beginning of the month. I could now go down in up to sixty meters almost two dozens times before it felt like I was about crack apart like a dead leaf. (There were a lot dead leaves on the ground now, one always seeming to fall on my head when I started to slack off or consider taking a day off.) None of my clothes could endure even a single swimming session, demanding that I do it naked – I was raiding stores more aggressively than before, enough to have made the papers in North Bay, taking several changes of clothes to ensure that I could be as presentable as possible when in town. I’d even gotten a much-needed haircut, actually paying for it since I didn’t want to need to slow down and focus on mind control all the time, especially not with an audience.
My home base on Blueberry Island was far away from any lights or road on the lake’s southwest shore near the deep end, and I didn’t need to light a fire to see what I was doing at night.
I had to give up the burpees in my second week after arriving up here – I could just about go from dusk to dawn with those, and I needed to use my time more effectively. But the fact that my original intensity exercise had become an endurance exercise that was taking too long to exhaust me was encouraging.
However, none of the isometrics were giving me a challenge anymore. Raven had been uncertain about the effects of human athletics applied to vampiric physiology, but I could give him an answer: after some baby steps the ceiling was too low for anything straightforward. Balancing and contorting myself with adjusted weight and solidity continued to be worth practicing, as long as I still occasionally tripped or clotheslined myself when running through the forest, but I was finally starting to notice how hard it was to improve without an active challenger, a sparring partner, or a more experienced coach.
The new burglaries in North Bay included silver trinkets which I threw in a bag and then threw over my shoulder. No good – after a week it all felt the same as no bag at all, some sort of callus built up and making further growth this way unfeasible. The silver had to be very close to my skin to still have an effect now, so I developed some clothes with silver coins and utensils sown in, giving the feel of just-bearable heat and extra weight to each limb – thankfully Helen and some of the other recruits knew how to mend and adjust clothing. An opinionated tailor with pancreatic cancer expired in one of the rural properties outside North Bay not long after I arrived, giving me all sorts of unwanted advice – but the guy knew his stitches and my weighted suit might have been stylish in some European country. Taking it off at the end of a jog or a hike was sort of like getting out of a hot tub.
As a human I had enjoyed those computer games where you build a tower defense system or your own virtual city. Whenever I slept, waiting for nightfall, I was playing something similar but far more advanced, the graphics quite spectacular.
Simon was only the first veteran. I had men from the wars in Korea to the Persian Gulf in my system now, a UN army medic with time in the Congo suffering from Huntington’s disease, a helicopter pilot with Alzheimer’s disease who had flown weapons to the Contras for Reagan. Now they were in my mind, erecting defenses and drilling people. A man who had worked for Israeli intelligence in the 1980s was bothering Nancy Belmont with different levels of sensitivity to certain pieces of information in her meticulously organized-archives of everyone’s pooled memories. Finding such international experience in a small Canadian city was at first surprising to me, though in time I accepted the new context: some people had very interesting lives but didn’t blab about it on social media.
I had engineers, machinists, construction workers, guys who could fix anything at home or under the hood, allowing Karl Ruckert to put the finishing touches on new buildings, making cars and trucks and roads that sped up construction. The former plumber Casey Eliot Durant was turning a patch of the ordered mindscape into a sort of 3D Escherian Venice with raised canals on bridges and waterwheels and lifts and secret doors underneath falls that snaked underneath to other areas as a scenic sewer for quick and covert access, plying his secret waterways like a Charon with buttcrack. An installer of security alarms named James Hart proved to be very useful outside my head, though he insisted that I not rob certain stores with his knowledge. Inside, he was wiring up every virtual door and window to a sophisticated central room that looked like NASA, covered in screens. The burglar Jeremy Ardaugh was the natural tester for new security work, and his smuggling experience with drugs was further used to secure checkpoints.
One night a great-grandmother of the Odawas came to the deck of her children’s home while I was prowling the night for people ready to launch, creeping me out for a change. Leaning into the darkness with her nightgown rippling in the cool night’s breeze (her family would have been horrified to see her out there on such a night, when an early snowfall seemed possible) she beckoned me over with a dry, creaking finger. She was Daphne Laframboise, and she said that had been given a special dream with a strange talking rabbit, telling her to come out tonight under the new moon and leave her body behind.
“I know the old songs,” she said, uncreaking her finger to point at my heart. “I know what you have inside you, and what sits on the Spirit Island that pains you so. I can bring that power to the monster in your heart.”
Nanabozho is a trickster, so I was keeping a close eye on that one. But of course I couldn’t say no – after waiting for me outside for so long in just a nightgown, a woman her age probably wouldn’t recover fully. I resigned myself to at least some kind of trick, playing on my desperation and heartstrings. She got along very well with Daniel Fairstein, who seemed to be something of a musical prodigy whenever I toured my crew’s quarters.
That was combat points, engineering points, lore points. Morale couldn’t be ignored, so my ‘sims’ had off-time and personal space that they could decorate. The dead radio DJ Paul Massie was yucking it up on the surreal airwaves again, giving regular announcements and taking calls, concocting bits for each day of the week that drew groans but also a sense of normalcy that seemed to be appreciated by many of my ‘citizens’. I felt like some Machiavellian prince allowing the peasants their distractions, their music, their alcohol, their sports and parks, as long as they clocked in at the factory.
I had doctors – Ali Bashir, a cardiologist, an eye doctor, a dermatologist. On the outside these guys could ‘guide’ my healing process. Dr. Lee would ask me to stare at a scratch with a silver fork to watch it seal shut, commenting on how it wasn’t just an acceleration of normal healing. It was less human, or at least less adult – she had theories about unnatural stem cells and different levels of pluripotency, suggesting that my cells were being regressed to a near-conception state to remake my body so perfectly each time. That opened up a lot of internal bickering about whether or not I was harvesting stem cells from people, which I let the doctors generally have on their own.
They still couldn’t tell me why that pink spot on my shin had come back exactly the same after all the scratching. I thought that a veterinarian would be good to collect in the future. Research points – very important.
Rachel Montgomery, risen from her fentanyl coma, drifted about uncertainly for more than a week before settling down making wind chimes. Nothing but relentless jangling wind chimes on every surface she touched … but hey, try sprinting past those things quietly, Nocome.
The schizophrenic homeless drunk I had picked up in Barrie – then called Gumball, born Charlie Arnold McDermot – had gone wandering off into the ‘uncharted’ regions of my less conscious mind where Nocome was thought to be lurking in a rickety old dump truck, and not come back for several nights. But he returned from the Salvador Dali wilderness in his truck hauling things that manifested in my more controlled dreamscape as cement, or firewood, or explosives. ‘Resources’ of some kind that he had found out there, sniffing them out like Trashcan Man in my favorite novel on the hunt for fire. It took me a long time to finally work out what was happening:
He was stealing from Nocome’s own fortifications and camp.
On September 27 I absorbed my first murderer, the perpetrator of a hit-and-run on some lonely rural road twenty years ago that was never solved. The man needed a lot of convincing that he wasn’t in Hell, and when he learned that he was enlisted in a giant upcoming conflict with a fanged horror from the forests he still was not very convinced. But apparently he was quarrying rocks for the mental walls like no one else in his repentance, so of course we all called him Sisyphus.
Chester was no longer a tiny little white football – just about everyone was feeding him ‘scraps’ under the table, and my dreamscape’s laws didn’t make Chester into a fat dog – he was more like a prehistoric direwolf now, lunging and posing over the battlements and sniffing suspiciously at cracks in the walls, hogging the fireplace in the big eating hall I had discovered by accident one day.
Daniel Fairstein’s tutelary Buddy had changed even more incredibly, gaining detail and size, drawing from the dreams-within-the-dream from my inner army into some blobby hydra of all their various childhood imaginary friends, mashed together like the replicas of the Antarctic Thing. The result came to be known as Snuffleup, and it keep snuffing up more meta-dreams to become ever larger, feeding at times like a hungry maggot on the edge of the unexplored regions beyond the fortifications. Dozens of crudely-drawn figures were raised up from its mass like people buried to their waist in its psychedelic flesh, giving the impression not of controlling heads but of cartoon or clay-mation people caught in quicksand, studding the back of a hulking sea slug or caterpillar. If this was something I could use come winter, I would have to keep it stored below in captivity like the Rancor, with a special door up above in the floor of my inner sanctum.
Out of the blue, my Israeli intelligence man requested a private talk while I was plunging into the lakebed’s hard mud one night, going for thirty reps. Abe Bergman manifested in my extrasensory vision as a cloudy bespectacled presence with a superficially calm manner, only occasionally fidgety. He had died mid-September serenely in his reading chair with folded hands in his lap, wanting to leave this world as soon as he finished his last book – choosing this last book had proven to be quite the headache in these past few months following his 93rd birthday, finishing duds and wanting to end with a better one, but the one he had just read (a final volume of The Ocean World of Jacques Cousteau) was sure to make the next one a disappointment, and there was a chance he would die suffering through that one, so now was the time to go. He had explained all this quite logically beforehand.
“I have a rather personal question, sir.”
“What is it?”
“How many women would say you’ve ever … physically desired? Throughout your entire life?”
I couldn’t imagine why in hell that would be relevant, but I humored the crafty bibliophile with a half-serious answer. “Between high school and university and the other university – and the Internet – we’re looking at only about a thousand.”
“Oh.” He started fidgeting.
“Surely your number got up there by age 93.” I frowned, as my humor wasn’t catching on him – I was coming to learn just how unfunny I was from many of my subjects. “May I hear the motivation behind this question?”
Mr. Bergman managed to compose himself. “Yes, sir. I’m concerned about the adversary developing her own forces.”
That night, as September became October, I only made it to twenty seven plunges and ascents in the lake. I agreed that this theory had best be kept in the secret rooms for now.
Chapter 46: Incursion
Image credits: Liam Quinn, US Department of Defense, Hans Peters